The 24-stage software test

alpha: It compiles!
beta: It runs on Joe's machine.
gamma: It runs on Kate's machine, too.
delta: It runs on the network.
epsilon: Its stopped running on Kate's machine.
zeta: It runs on all machines, but Report crashes.
eta: It crashes on the 486.
theta: It only works on the 486.
iota: It crashes with a serial printer.
kappa: It works! But the spec has changed.
lambda: It runs, but mysteriously at half the speed of before.
mu: It crashes the network.
nu: It crashes Kate's machine with Local Bus, Joe's without.
xi: It runs, but the printout is garbage.
omicron: As above, but crashes after printout sometimes.
pi: It sometimes crashes.
rho: Kate thinks it works, but it turns out she's running lambda.
sigma: No luck yet.
tau: Aha, sorted out the printout.
upsilon: Nearly there - jus tneed to tidy up the help text.
phi: It won't run at all on anything under 4meg.
chi: Yippee! It runs perfectly on all the machines in the world.
psi: It runs on all the machines in the world except that idiot's from Basingstoke with a customised Pentium.
omega: It won't compile.