UNIX kernel errors

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UNIX kernel errors

E
Too verbose.
e = m c^2
Sub-atomic integrity violation.
e = m c^2 + 1
Illegal units conversion.
E2BRUTUS
Init killed by an adopted child.
E2MANY
Too many error codes.
E2SMART
Device or controller has a brain the size of the universe; can't be bothered with your stupid little read, anyway.
E3PO
Robot dumped.
E<unprintable>
Obscene error.
EAC/DC
Wrong type of socket.
EAHUM
I am thinking about one!
EASTER
Autoreboot in 3 days.
EAR
Please repeat question.
EAT
Data file munched.
EBAD
Bad error (not good). Naughty, naughty.
EBADTASTE
Compiling an operating system written in PASCAL.
EBANKRUPT
Out of cache.
EBAPTIST
Busy hands are happy hands.
EBCDIC
Dialect unknow.
EBCDIC
Not ASCII stream.
EBUNNY
Multi-hop access attempt.
ECHAOTIC
Chaotic or random error.
ECHERNOBIL
Connection melted.
ECHO
Duplicate argument found.
ECIA
You are not allowed to know.
ECONSTIPATED
Operation would block.
EDCBA
rev command not found.
EDINGDONG
The daemon is dead.
EECK
Mice in machine room.
EEEEEEEE
Infinite loop in program.
EEEEEEEEEE
Speaker too close to microphone.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Infinite loop detected.
EEEEEK
/dev/mouse escaped.
EEK
Dead mouse.
EENYMEENYMINYMOE
Scheduler can't decide wich process to run...
EEXPORT
Feature cannot be exported from the US.
EEZY
Task not sufficientely challenging.
EFLAT
File system needs tuning.
EFREEZE
Too cold to start.
EGGONYOURFACE
Memory fault: core dumped.
EGOAWAY
System is busy now.
EGODOT
Endless wait.
EGODS
Too many Baptist.
EGOOD
Good error (everyone should make(1) one).
EGREP
String not found.
EH
Say what?
EIFORGET
Out of memory.
EILLITERATE
Can't read or write.
EIMPOTENT
Unable to fork.
EIQ0
User error.
EJIHAD
Religious error.
EKNOCK
Who's there?
ELASTICK
Clock needs rewinding.
ELECTROCUTION
Attempt by finger to reach socket.
ELECTROLUX
Your code could stand to be cleand up.
ELLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCWHYRNDCJHDROBWLLLLAN
String too long.
ELODPOD
LOgic Error Delayed until PrOgrammer Dead.
ELUSIVE
Invalid pointer.
EMAEACULPA
System error.
EMARCOS
No longer supported.
EMIRROR
Hardware error - See ESMOKE
EMORTAL
Can't kill the process.
EMPOTENT
Pipe too soft.
ENIXON
Tape problem.
ENC
No Comment.
ENOARMSCONTROL
Silo overflow.
ENOBAR
You have a Danish terminal.
ENOBOZOS
Stupid request.
ENOCOFEE
Queue too long.
ENOCONTEST
The judges decision is final.
ENOCURRENT
Bad socket.
ENODICE
Error in rand.
ENOENO
Musician not found.
ENOERROR
Just kidding.
ENOFLUID
CPU fluid level low (Cray 2 only).
ENOGOOD
Invalid system error.
ENOGREYHOUND
Bus error.
ENOHOPE
System halt.
ENOISTRUCTIONSET
Microcode failure.
ENOJOY
Speaker not found.
ENOKISS
Buss error.
ENOLICENCE
Bootleg kernel.
ENOMONEYNOFUN
Insert more coins.
ENONO
You can't do that.
ENOP
Operating system not present.
ENOTMYFAULT
Some other process generated the error.
ENPHONEBOOK
Directory does not exist.
ENORMOUS
Program too large.
ENOSTRADAMUS
Predicted result.
ENOTME
Not my fault.
ENOTOBACCO
Read on an empty pipe.
ENOTONHORSE
Mount failed.
ENOUGH
Infinite loop skipped.
ENOUGH
Time limit espired.
ENOUGH
Too many errors.
ENOVICE
Not in Miami.
ENOWARP
Out of dilithium crystals.
EDNUF
No more errors, please.
EOBIWAN
Force is not with you.
EOK
Doesn't conform to standards.
EOOEAA
Invalid hex format.
EOOPS
Program lost.
EORGY
Mount table full.
EOSDMCC
Operating System Drunk Methanol and Can't C.
EPOF
You have forgotten the power switch.
EPRIVATE
Can't tell you error.
EPUBLIC
Everyone knows better.
ERABBIT
Too many hops.
EREALSOONNOW
Feature not yet supported.
ERG
Requies too much effort.
ERIP
Process died.
ERROR ?
(The user will know what it means).
ERROR
Error.
ESMOKE
Software error - See EMIRROR
ESP
Error coming soon.
ESQUAWK
Something queer in awk.
ET
Cannot phone home.
ET
Phone home.
ETEENAGER
Runaway child process.
ETHER
Try STARLAN instead.
ETHIOPIA
Out of resources.
ETPHONEHOME
Hang up.
EUNUCH
/etc/dev not found.
EUNUCH
Mount request not possible.
EUNUCH
Unable to fork.
EUSSR
Usr core destroyed.
EVITA
Don't cry for me Argentina.
EWATERGATE
Extreme tape gap.
EWHAT
Unknown error.
EX
Old version detected.
EXORCIST
Cannot remove zombies.
EXPORT
Feature restricted out of US.
EYAWN
Algorythm too booring.
EYOYO
System about to crash.
EZBAD
Program erased all sources and died.
EZRIDER
Irregular machine cycles.
EZZZ
Interrupted sleep.
EZZZZ
Process asleep.
E~~|{{{i|}r~
Wrong baud rate.
F
Too many possible errors.



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